Meow is back!

Hello!
Selam!

It has been sooooo long I have not written here!
Well as all the famous writers, I had to spend some time with myself and my toy mice:))

Cook uzun zamandir yazamadim!
Elbette her unlu yazar gibi kendime ve oyuncak fareme zaman ayirmam gerekliydi:))

Anyway, let me tell you the event of the day!
Neyse bosverin simdi bunlari! Asil size gunun olayini anlatayim!

Do you remember my stupid human?
Hatirliyor musunuz benim bir tane aptal insanim vardi?

yes, you are right to ask which one... Since neither of them has shown any sign of intelligence yet, I need to be more specific...

Siz de haklisiniz hangisi diye sormakta! Ikisinin de simdiye kadar bir zeka pariltisi gosterdigi yok:)) Daha net konusmaliyim...

Meow! The tall one...
Meow! Uzun boylu olan...

He finally found his way back home!
Sonunda evi buldu tekrar!

I was also surprised! After 3 weeks, I did not have any hopes.

Vallahi ben de sasirdim! 3 haftadan sonra donecegine hic ihtimal vermiyordum.

But when I heard his story while they wer chatting, I couldn't stop but packing out laughing:))

Ay ama kendi aralarinda konusurlarken hikayesini duydumda yarildim gulmekten:))

This stupid human lost his way back home and ended up in Africa! and it's not all! He went all the way to the southern part of Africa!

Bu akilli eve donerken yolunu kaybedip taaa Afrikaya gitmis! Bitmediiii! Bi de Afrika'nin taaa en guneyine kadar gitmis!

Funny hey! I sometimes pity these poor creatures! They are so naive...

Komik yahu! Allah akil fikir versin sunlara.... yazik valla...

By the way, I am quite impressed how he made his way back home from Africa. You know I have my uncles and aunts there and they are not as gentle as I am. Since they resembled to my grand grand grand mother's side they are all huge! Maybe twenty times bigger than me. They are not very civilized as well. They sometimes eat their humans even... Yayk!!!
Disgusting hey???

Saka bir yana, tek parca halinda donebildigime sasirdim! Benim dayimgil, halamgil falan orda yasiyor. Bakmayin benim akrabam olduklarina... Hic bana benzemezler... Buyuk buyuk buyuk ananeme cekmisler.. Zebellah gibiler! Benim 20 katim falan. Bir de coook geri kalmislar... egitimsiz cahillikleri de cabasi...O kadar medeniyetsizler ki insan bile yiyorlar... Iyyy! Igrenc!

Anyway, I am happy to see them together again... At least they make eachother busy and do not crave for my attention anymore:))

Neyse sevindim ikisinin bir arada olduklarina. En azindan birbirleriyle oyalaniyorlar butun gun benim ilgimi istemiyorlar:))

Dexter, The Kitty
Kedi Dexter

Fear, danger, love, betrayal.... I went through all of these feelings on Saturday

You can not imagine what we did this weekend! Fear, danger, love, betrayal.... I went through all of these feelings on Saturday!

Miiih said we will go for picnic and asked me to go in my travel box. I did not know what picnic is so I thought it is some sort of doctor that Miiih used to take me with that box.

Anyway, I got into the box without any complaints since I have been to doctor and it was pretty cool!

But something was different! We got into a bigger car and with some strangers. By the way, I am calling them stranger but they seemed like they know me. They were constantly asking me "Dexter! Do you remember me?"

Stupid humans! They do not notice that they all look similar and expect me to recognize them! Come on! It took me 3 months to differentiate Miiih and Meow! Short one is Miiih, tall one is Meow!

I did not want to deal with these low level life forms so I just ignored them.

But I was very nervous! This big car was very noisy and shaking us a lot. I got stressed! I thought we are going to die!

Then I saw a huge litter box! But really huge! The sand was everywhere!

All of a sudden my fear disappeared! I ordered them to stop and of course they did!

Then they started preparing some food for themselves! Nobody cares about me, hey! Don't they know I do not eat anything else than my Royal Canin, Yoghurt, Laban and Bread!

Jerks!

I was just about to start complaining... Oh my god! What is that?

Those are the most beautiful ears I have ever seen... and there is more... most beautiful tail... most beautiful eyes! (She is a lot cuter than the photo. She is not very photogenic at all)

Well! I have to confess I have not seen so many girls:(( But anyway I am sure nobody can be prettier than her!

Then she started to come towards me! Oh my godness! How is my hair? What about my whiskars? I should have licked them before leaving home! Damn it!

Anyway! She seems like she likes me!

Hey hey! she is coming closer and closer and closer! I think she is going to kiss me!

Ohh! What the hell? Why is she running away?

Why  is Miiih saying "Oups! The cat stole the chicken shish!"

Snif! I can not continue any more!

Dexter, The Cat in Love!

Humans and their boxes

These humans are very strange creatures! Their stuffs are even stranger!

Bu insanlar cok garip yaratiklar! Hele esyalari daha da garip!

They have boxes which they spend all their time by looking at them or speaking to them!

Butun vakitlerini bu kutulara bakarak veya kutularla konusarak harciyorlar!

For instance the biggest box - they call it TV - has all sorts of stuff in it! Humans, other cats, monsters etc! I also like it when i see other cats in it!

Mesela en buyuk kutu - TV dedikleri - icinde her turlu sey var! Insanlar, baska kediler, canavarlar vs! Gerci icinde baska kediler olunca benim de hosuma gidiyor!

But the smallest one! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it so much!

Ama o en kucugu var ya! Ondan nefret ediyorum! Nefret ediyorum! Nefret ediyorum! Hem de cok nefret ediyorum!

Every morning it is ringing with the most annoying melody in the world! Every 10 minutes! Until Miiih stops it!

Her sabah dunyadaki en sinir bozucu melodiyle alarmi caliyor! Hem de her 10 dakikada bir! Miiih durudrana kadar tabi!

I watched her maybe 100 times to understand how she stops it!

Nasil durdurdugunu anlamak icin belki de 100 kez izledim!

She hits a button on it but i am not sure which one! It has sooo many buttons on it! It is so confusing:( and the buttons are too small for my nose:(((

Durdurmak icin bir dugmeye basiyor ama hangisi? Bir suru dugme var uzerinde! Offf Allahim ya! Cok karisik:( ve de o dugmeler benjm burnuma gore cok kucuk:((

Ohhh! Just a sec! Is that an ant? Sorry guys I gotta go now! I have hunting to do;)

Ohh! Bir saniye! O da ne? Karinca mi ne? Kusura bakmayin arkadaslar ama gitmem lazim! Avlanma vakti!

Dexter, The Hunter Cat
Avci kedi Dexter

5 4 3 2 1! I need to manage my anger!

Offff!!! Offff!

As you know Meow still did not return back!

Bildiginiz gibi Meow hala donmedi!

So I have only one servant left and she is not very productive:(

Yani bir tane hizmetcim kaldi, o da pek verimli calismiyor zaten:(

She has not cleaned my toilet for the last 48 hours! Can you believe this? I have such a big heart! If it was another cat, she would be homeless by now!

Tuvaletimi son 48 saattir temizlemedi! Inanabiliyor musunuz? Allahim brn cok iyi kalpli bir kediyim! Baskasi olsa simdiye kapi disari etmisti!

First I thought of shouting and scrating the furniture as a punishment nut then I remembered the last book I read about how to train your pets! No punishment! Instead you need to show them the right thing to do!

Once miyaw miyaw bagirip mobilyalari cizerek cezalandirmayi dusundum ama sonra gecenlerde okudugum ev hayvani egitimi hakkindaki kitap aklima geldi! Ceza yok! Onun yerine dogrubolab davranisi onlara gostermek gerek!

As a well educated cat, I took the litter bag and start pouring it!

Iyi egitim almis bir kedi olarak, kumbtorbasini aldim patilerime basladim kutuya bosaltmaya!

OMG! Here she screams again! "i can not believe this! Dexter is such a smart cat! He is putting new litter from the bag to his litter box himself!"

O da nesi! Bu Miiih basladi yine ciglkk ciglik bagirmaya! Neymis efendim " Buna inanamiyormus! Dexter cok zekiymis! Kendi basina kumunu degistiriyormus da!"

5 4 3 2 1! I need to manage my anger! Instead of being ashamed that shebdid not do her job properly she is saying how smart I am! You idiot! Of course I am smart! 5 4 3 2 1! I need to manage my anger!

5 4 3 2 1! Allahim sen bana sabir ver! Sakin olmaliyim! Kendi isini dogru durust yapmadigi icin utanacagina bir de gelmis Dexter ne kadar da zeki diyor! Sersem insan seni! Elbette zekiyim! 5 4 3 2 1! Sakin olmaliyim!

Ohh! Now I understood her strategy! She is trying to motivate me so that she can get rid of the responsibility! Hahaha! No baby no! Life is not that easy! You will do the job tomorrow! Ok?

Ohh! Simdi anlafim hain planlarini! Beni motive ediyor ki isin sorumlilugundan kurtilsun kendi! Hahayt! Yok yea! Hayat o kadar kolay mi sandin sekerim? Yarin yine sen yapacaksin! OK?

Dexter, The Angry Cat
Sinirli Kedi Dexter

Hunt!

I will be honest with you!

I am absulotely impressed with Miiih's hunting skills!

I also good skills but her's is something else!

Not only her hunting skills but also her hunting territory!

She is trying to keep it as a secret! Never takes me with her!

Unexpectedly smart of her!

See! Even humans can act smartly with their instincts!

I am sure you are alteady wondering what she hunted that impressed me so much!

Well, she went for hunting fir an hour only and she returned with big and fresh eggs! God knows from which nest she stole them from?

This is just the beginning! Let me continue...

Bread (one of my favorites)
Meat
Chicken
Some stupid herbs
Laban (yummy)
Yoghurt (ohhh divine)
Cheese
Olives

Can you imagine? All these... Within one hour...

I have to admit she is gooooood!

Actually I am even jealous of her!

All I hunted so far is these stupid little ants:(((

Do you think will she give me some private courses?

Dexter, The Cat

Find a job Dexter!

Today has been a weird day!

Miiih has been hugging and squezing me whenever she catches me.

She also bought my favorite food and served it shaped as a heart! Veery strange!

Anyway, I lived enough to learn ignoring strange behaviours of humans keeps you sane:))

Ohh and the other thing is very unfortunate!

Miiih caught me opening the my toy's drawer!

As always, she started screaming!

"OMG! Dexter learned how to open drawers! He is such a smart kitty!"

Off! Now she is aware of my intelligence! I hope she does not discover more about me!

If she does, can you imagine what will happen?

- Dexter, you need to find a job! You can not continue like this!
- Dexter, tidy your room!
- Dexter, clean your toilet!

Ohh noooo! This can not happen! I should continue playing the dumb pet!

Dexter, The Cat

I want all the bed!

Hehehehehe!

I slept on Meow's pillow all day! It was so comfy!

But all of a sudden, it stroke me! If he finds his way back tonight, he will be very angry with me! I can almost hear him screaming "DEXTER! DID YOU LEAVE ALL YOUR HAIR ON MY PILLOW!"

Thanks to God I am way smarter than him!

My white lie is ready!

I will make my pupils as big as possible, look him in the eye and I will say "I missed you so much that I wanted to smell your scent all day! That's why I slept on your pillow:(("

Heheheh! I bet he will burst into tears:)))

By the way, I hope Miiih loses her way back home as well! I am sure it would be much nicer to have all the bed:))

I can rven sacrify my place next to the good warm decoder in exchange with full bed:)))