5 4 3 2 1! I need to manage my anger!

Offff!!! Offff!

As you know Meow still did not return back!

Bildiginiz gibi Meow hala donmedi!

So I have only one servant left and she is not very productive:(

Yani bir tane hizmetcim kaldi, o da pek verimli calismiyor zaten:(

She has not cleaned my toilet for the last 48 hours! Can you believe this? I have such a big heart! If it was another cat, she would be homeless by now!

Tuvaletimi son 48 saattir temizlemedi! Inanabiliyor musunuz? Allahim brn cok iyi kalpli bir kediyim! Baskasi olsa simdiye kapi disari etmisti!

First I thought of shouting and scrating the furniture as a punishment nut then I remembered the last book I read about how to train your pets! No punishment! Instead you need to show them the right thing to do!

Once miyaw miyaw bagirip mobilyalari cizerek cezalandirmayi dusundum ama sonra gecenlerde okudugum ev hayvani egitimi hakkindaki kitap aklima geldi! Ceza yok! Onun yerine dogrubolab davranisi onlara gostermek gerek!

As a well educated cat, I took the litter bag and start pouring it!

Iyi egitim almis bir kedi olarak, kumbtorbasini aldim patilerime basladim kutuya bosaltmaya!

OMG! Here she screams again! "i can not believe this! Dexter is such a smart cat! He is putting new litter from the bag to his litter box himself!"

O da nesi! Bu Miiih basladi yine ciglkk ciglik bagirmaya! Neymis efendim " Buna inanamiyormus! Dexter cok zekiymis! Kendi basina kumunu degistiriyormus da!"

5 4 3 2 1! I need to manage my anger! Instead of being ashamed that shebdid not do her job properly she is saying how smart I am! You idiot! Of course I am smart! 5 4 3 2 1! I need to manage my anger!

5 4 3 2 1! Allahim sen bana sabir ver! Sakin olmaliyim! Kendi isini dogru durust yapmadigi icin utanacagina bir de gelmis Dexter ne kadar da zeki diyor! Sersem insan seni! Elbette zekiyim! 5 4 3 2 1! Sakin olmaliyim!

Ohh! Now I understood her strategy! She is trying to motivate me so that she can get rid of the responsibility! Hahaha! No baby no! Life is not that easy! You will do the job tomorrow! Ok?

Ohh! Simdi anlafim hain planlarini! Beni motive ediyor ki isin sorumlilugundan kurtilsun kendi! Hahayt! Yok yea! Hayat o kadar kolay mi sandin sekerim? Yarin yine sen yapacaksin! OK?

Dexter, The Angry Cat
Sinirli Kedi Dexter