Do you know what happened this morning?
I woke up very early. Even the sun was not up yet!
I wanted to play with Miiih! I called her name a couple of times!
No reply!
I tired tickling her toes no reply!
This is very unusual! She loves playing with me! Even early mornings!
If she does not respond, she must be dead! That's for sure!
I was scared! Who killed her? Are they still around? Has somebody entered my territory?
Oh my god! Even thinking of it made me sick!
Anyway, I should be brave! As Miiih always says I am a miniature lion! King of the house!
Now, I need to start collecting the evidences!
I went towards her dead body! She was as still as a rock! Poor thing! I will get her revenge!
Ohh! Just a sec! Is she breathing? Oh yes, she is!
In order to be sure, I got closer to her mouth and I think my whiskars tickled her and she woke up:))
Wohoo! She is not dead!
Ohh what is she doing now?
Guess what?
She turned to Meow and said "I think this cat is waiting for me to die so that he can eat me!"
Ohh yes!
Stupid Human!
Cheers!
Dexter, The Cat
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