You can not imagine what we did this weekend! Fear, danger, love, betrayal.... I went through all of these feelings on Saturday!
Miiih said we will go for picnic and asked me to go in my travel box. I did not know what picnic is so I thought it is some sort of doctor that Miiih used to take me with that box.
Anyway, I got into the box without any complaints since I have been to doctor and it was pretty cool!
But something was different! We got into a bigger car and with some strangers. By the way, I am calling them stranger but they seemed like they know me. They were constantly asking me "Dexter! Do you remember me?"
Stupid humans! They do not notice that they all look similar and expect me to recognize them! Come on! It took me 3 months to differentiate Miiih and Meow! Short one is Miiih, tall one is Meow!
I did not want to deal with these low level life forms so I just ignored them.
But I was very nervous! This big car was very noisy and shaking us a lot. I got stressed! I thought we are going to die!
Then I saw a huge litter box! But really huge! The sand was everywhere!
All of a sudden my fear disappeared! I ordered them to stop and of course they did!
Then they started preparing some food for themselves! Nobody cares about me, hey! Don't they know I do not eat anything else than my Royal Canin, Yoghurt, Laban and Bread!
Jerks!
I was just about to start complaining... Oh my god! What is that?
Those are the most beautiful ears I have ever seen... and there is more... most beautiful tail... most beautiful eyes! (She is a lot cuter than the photo. She is not very photogenic at all)
Well! I have to confess I have not seen so many girls:(( But anyway I am sure nobody can be prettier than her!
Then she started to come towards me! Oh my godness! How is my hair? What about my whiskars? I should have licked them before leaving home! Damn it!
Anyway! She seems like she likes me!
Hey hey! she is coming closer and closer and closer! I think she is going to kiss me!
Ohh! What the hell? Why is she running away?
Why is Miiih saying "Oups! The cat stole the chicken shish!"
Snif! I can not continue any more!
Dexter, The Cat in Love!
Miiih said we will go for picnic and asked me to go in my travel box. I did not know what picnic is so I thought it is some sort of doctor that Miiih used to take me with that box.
Anyway, I got into the box without any complaints since I have been to doctor and it was pretty cool!
But something was different! We got into a bigger car and with some strangers. By the way, I am calling them stranger but they seemed like they know me. They were constantly asking me "Dexter! Do you remember me?"
Stupid humans! They do not notice that they all look similar and expect me to recognize them! Come on! It took me 3 months to differentiate Miiih and Meow! Short one is Miiih, tall one is Meow!
I did not want to deal with these low level life forms so I just ignored them.
But I was very nervous! This big car was very noisy and shaking us a lot. I got stressed! I thought we are going to die!
Then I saw a huge litter box! But really huge! The sand was everywhere!
All of a sudden my fear disappeared! I ordered them to stop and of course they did!
Then they started preparing some food for themselves! Nobody cares about me, hey! Don't they know I do not eat anything else than my Royal Canin, Yoghurt, Laban and Bread!
Jerks!
I was just about to start complaining... Oh my god! What is that?
Those are the most beautiful ears I have ever seen... and there is more... most beautiful tail... most beautiful eyes! (She is a lot cuter than the photo. She is not very photogenic at all)
Well! I have to confess I have not seen so many girls:(( But anyway I am sure nobody can be prettier than her!
Then she started to come towards me! Oh my godness! How is my hair? What about my whiskars? I should have licked them before leaving home! Damn it!
Anyway! She seems like she likes me!
Hey hey! she is coming closer and closer and closer! I think she is going to kiss me!
Ohh! What the hell? Why is she running away?
Why is Miiih saying "Oups! The cat stole the chicken shish!"
Snif! I can not continue any more!
Dexter, The Cat in Love!
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